...but is true all the same. I first wrote of my experience in the file
'Have You Ever Seen A Ghost?', but I would like some comments or
feedback on my story, so it will become a topic for discussion. It runs
as follows: Once, several years ago, I did in fact come face to face
and speak with a ghost. It was a couple of years ago, when I came
home from a New Year's party, and I went upstairs and into my
bedroom. There I found a very pale, kind of transpanent, man
asleep in my bed. I was stunned, and I didn't know what I should do.
So stepped forward to stand over the bed, and I noticed that he had
no chin. I touched his shoulder with my finger, and he didn't move. I
tried to wake him my tapping him on the shoulder or slapping him,
but he would wake. Finally, I shouted "hey!" and I opened his eyes
and smiled at me like he recognized me. "Yes?" he said. I asked him
who he was and why he was in my bed. He replied that he had been
very tired from his trip, and that he hoped I didn't mind if he might
sleep some more. I told him no, and suggested that he leave. He
then leaped out of the bed and punched me in the face, and I fell
back. Then he did a cartwheel and kind of glided quickly out of the
room. He then proceeded to glide down the stairs and out to the
garage, and drove off in my car, even though I had the keys. I of
course tried to report the car stolen, but I thought they would mock
me when I told then it was a ghost, so I told them my neighbor had
stolen it. They went so far as to apprehend my neighbor, even
though he denied it wholly, and charged him with 14 months under
grand theft auto. But, I never got my car back from the ghost, and
received several parking tickets and maintence fees in the mail
since, and have had to pay them all, so that I might not end up in
the cell with my neighbor, who swore to kill me when he was
released. HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER HAD AN EXPERIENCE
LIKE THAT? Really, tell me what you think! Anyone.
Posted by:J.1999. 4:44PM - October 29, 1999
J.1999, I have a couple of comments regarding your story. You are
still here. If your story happened several years ago, your neighbour
would no longer be in jail and if he is true to his word, you would be
alongside your nightly visitor. As for the police, they could not arrest
your neighbour had they not had any concrete evidence that he did
indeed pilfer your car. If you had proof your car was stolen, you
would not be required to pay those bills you have received either.
Maybe you had a bit too much to drink that New Years?
What can I say? My neighbor just so happened to be a
member of the city motorcycle gang, and coincidently stole a
car that same night (though not mine). The D.A. considered it
to be the same car, and, against investigation rules, threw
him him jail without the substantial evidence he needed (he
was a very rude guy). I did end up getting the stolen car,
however, which I sold, as well as my house, enlisted in the
Witness Protection Program, and left town. As to drinking too
much, maybe you should ask the GHOST!
hahahahaha!!!! You have made my day. I am dying here. Sheesh,
gimme your address and I will come and haunt you. LOL Oh, wait, I
will telepathically know all that info. S'ok, see ya soon. hehe
Well...sorry to say but your experience doesn't sound very
believeable.In that case...I don't believe you.Sounds like a movie I
seen in "Poltergeist".
What's this? How come the truest stories are always the most
unbelievable? HEY! If WPP (Witness Protection Program)
rules prohibited me, I could actually show you surveilance
videos of this ghost guy driving into gas stations to fuel up
ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY! If fact, they have even tracked
my car and the ghost who stole it all the way to Novascotia!
Now, tell me this is still a joke.
P.S. Sorry, lisa911, to hear you are dying. How did this
happen? (As a side note, could you look into finding my
ghost when you're gone?)
DUDE! I so believe you! That was a cool story!
I sure can, hun. I mean, who is better at catching a dead person
than another dead person? Is there a reward in this for me? Do I get
your soul when I capture the "elusive car thief?" In all honesty, I am
very open-minded but anyone in a WPP never speaks of it. Do you
have any idea how easy it would be to locate you using this little pc
on my desk? You are a hoot though. :-) And don't fret, that other
guy believes ya. <wink> Regards, Lisa :-)
REWARD! For Any Information leading to the arrest of one
"ghost", last seen in the Nova Scotia region. Reward: $100
for ghost. $500 for the repossession of one '71 Blue w/ yellow
daisies VW Lovebug, license number DISCORLS.
Communitcate to the NSPD (Nova Scotia Police Department)
or contact the WPP with any information. Thank you.
Ha! Maybe you forgot that I had my name changed, so there's
no WAY you could locate me! J.1999 isn't even my real,
changed name! Ha! But anyways, if you could be so helpful,
could you ask around for a ghost- kind of tall, 6-8 feet, white
hair, pale, transparent skin, non-distinctive chin, redish eyes,
maybe wearing a my Elvis watch with real working
'Heartbreak Hotel' alarm. His name is not known, ask around.
May be listed under Fyodor at the Nova Scotia Ritz Motel.
J.1999, I don't know what to think. You are either very creative or
have about the worst luck. Have you ever heard of Art Bell. He
would probably love to interview you on his Radio program. Just
when you think you've seen or heard it all ....
You're right, I don't believe it. I don't believe anybody could be a big
enough jerk to have an innocent person charged with grand theft
auto. If, however, that is true in your case, then IMO it's a shame the
"ghost" didn't knock your head off.
Dear Solstyse: I resent your comment VERY much. Perhaps you
didn't read that my neighbor which I happened to incriminate for the
ghost's (who goes by "Fyodor") crime, actually did steal someone
else's car that very night (he his a member of the town's motorcycle
gang)! SO, maybe you shouldn't think it so bad that I actually sent
him away for a crime that he DID commit, although not the same
crime, and that he DID go to jail for 14 months for stealing my car,
although it was not my car but someone else's, but is a stolen car all
the same. Also, I do believe that my ghost happened to plant some
evidence at his house that very night I charged him with the crime,
for the next day when his house was searched they found my
vehicle registration and keys on his coffee table, not to mention my
pair of big fur dice!
This to 'Beamer': I appreciated your comment very much, and
am sorry to say that I checked with my WPP (Witness
Protection Program) supervisor, and he said that under my
circumstances, I could not be allowed to appear on any radio
or television show of any kind, not even 'Wheel of Fortune',
not even if I changed my name for the third time or had my
skin pigment altered. On the brighter side, however, there
may be that chance for 'Wheel of Fortune' when this whole
thing blows over! :-)
I have experienced many unexplained phenomenon. I have
communicated with various individuals in real life and on the Internet
about such matters. (Mostly on the Internet.) I feel as though I am an
old soul that has lived past lifes. But I have never heard of an
experience such as what you have encountered. Being physically
punched in the face is one thing, but then to have your car stolen by
a non physical entity has got to be one of THE Strangest things that
I've ever heard of. I can only assume that it is because of what you
went through with this experience that you are under the secret
witness program.(Or was it due to your neighbors threat?) How
absolutly bizarre. If this is true, all I can offer is that you must have
some extremly strong shoulders, for God will only load you with what
you can bear. That and what does not kill us only makes us
stronger. I hope that you have some release, some way to vent this
oddity. For if I was experiencing what you have, I would surely start
to question my sanity. My prayers will be with you.
Dear 'Beamer': You might have something with your idea that I
have strong shoulders. I have been known to shrug quite
extrodinarily at times. You also asked about my experience having
lead to my current position (which will remain confidential). I do
believe I first referred to that in one of my earlier comments (#2), in
which I was forced into a the position of removing myself from
society, or risk being taken by my ex-neighbor (who was indeed a
very rude guy), who I happened to incriminate with a false--though
not entirely false because he did steal a car, but not my car, but we
won't get into that--crime. I do think I should admit now, to you all, for
now is the best time as any, that- I am the target of an international
crime ring of spiritually-advantaged poltergeists and other such
ghosts. This I can claim for a fact! Some of you might know of my
one such experience with a ghost [refer to the topic- "Possessed,
have you ever been?"] where I elated the fact of my being
possessed at one time by a ghost who was left-handed. I awoke one
morning to find that when I was writing my scriptural parchments-
that I could not long write right-handed, but only left-handed (I also
lisped at certain times, but that might be something different). There
was also a time when I dreamt of being abducted by an alien in the
Tunisian desert [here refer to the topic- "aliens/UFOs"] - that was a
dream, but still very realistic. Not to mention the facts that several
times at night I have been awaken by a ghost calling up on the
phone, and asking- sarcastically- "Do you have any Gray Poupon?"
This actually might have been more that one ghost. But know you
know the truth, and the awful and really real truth at that. In all
sincerity, J.1999 (soon to be 2000)
Great news!!! I have just found out about an hour ago by my
WPP agent that my recovered along the Canadian
East-to-West highway after an extended chase by the ghost
and the police and WPP agents. After several hours of close
chasing chasing, in whch the ghost was unable to find an
exit, the car seemed to slow somewhat, swerved off the
road, still racing across the plains, and down a slope, where
it tumbled for a hundred feet. The car is pretty badly bent up,
the radio doesn't work either, and is unusable. I am perhaps
thinking of selling on the internet at ebay, because I cannot
use it now. ALSO I have learned that the ghosts actual
identity may have been found at one of the last rest stops in
Quebec. His name is not 'Fyodor' as originally I
NOTICE: The New Jersey Correctional Facility for the Insane, as
part of the American Psychiatric Association, regrets to inform you
of the detention of Mr James Darrin, AKA J.1999. He has been
currently under going treatment at the facility, and has been placed
under full confinement. Mr James Darrin will not be permitted to
communicate here after, until the designated time of his release.
The New Jersey Correctional Facility apologies for the public
disturbance, and has taken action in addressing the matter. Thank
You. Dr Philip Reese, Psychologist Treatment Center of the New
Jersey Correctional Facility. Newark, NJ
Message 21 of 21
Beamer 9:16PM - November 09, 1999
You Know...That's what I love about this Internet. Never know just
who you may have an encounter with.